What this page is for:-
Triviality in all its guises. Gossip. Non-work related links. You won't find anything remotely useful here guvnor. Move along, there's nothing to see. Picture of Martin(?) - dig those groovy glasses.
This site is dedicated to all the other time-wasters on the net. E-mail me and tell me how good my web page really is. Go on, make me happy :)
Honestly, I'm going to write some really good HTML and applets. Really. So please bookmark this page so you can be impressed in the future.
E-mail - you can email me at mcoule@bcs.org.uk and tell me about yourself. This will make Martin very happy as long as you write nice things. You can even write nasty things if you are a girl ;-)
Martin is easily pleased but this does not stop him having fun at parties.
Parties - invite me to yours. Visit my party page still under construction and dig those funkadelic colours! As some very wise people once said "One nation under a groove, gettin down just for the funk of it". Ahem. Yes.
Where is Martin going on holiday? Check out his destination this year! Tunisia
In my travels in cyberspace, I've found sites which amuse, are useful or are just plain dumb. I'm sure you have too! I will do requests and give you an honourable mention if you give your real name or a publishable alias when you email me
Meanwhile, here are two of my faves, and some which my mate Shane is interested in.
This page is Copyright � 1997, Martin Coule
E-mail: mcoule@bcs.org.uk. Last revision: 26th June 1997.
- Computers
It's my bread and butter. I've been around pc's for a while now (1986) but mostly I've been paid for operating various old-fashioned minicomputers! - Science
You name the field, I'm interested. I specialised in Chemistry (but don't hold that against me). It's usually either the maths or ikky bits that I didn't get on with. I guess it was either Chemistry or Botany in the end - but I didn't know one end of a plant from the other so I took a wild leap. - Cats
How to feel good all day - make friends with a cat. Cats are cool because they greet each other by touch and they eat lasagna. Or something.
- Martin's holiday destination! - Those delightful people at the Tunisian tourist board have a brill website. Do visit!
- My mate Gazza's company - Garry is a Lotus Notes wizard. Want some Lotus Notes servers built? Ask Garry, tell him I sent you.
- Stewie's Sad Page - Not for the fainthearted! Stuart is interested in many things and is not sad at all. Oh no. For instance, he has an obsession with Jo Guest. Who? Hit the website and you might find out (OVER 18's ONLY!)
- Chris's even sadder page! Cool, wicked Spice Girls Rule!
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